American Somnambulist

Thank you from Hong Kong

2010-03-22T12:23:00.011-04:00

Today I am choking through record levels of pollution and as I write this my eyes are literally burning so bad I can barely type through the tears. I know that it seems like I have been missing in action, and it is likely that this will be one of my lasts post from Hong Kong. It is sad that my last days here will be spent in death smog, but even through the haze of pollution (which is by anyone’s account is dangerous and disgusting) I can see my goal clearly, and my mission is to get my butt home!

Christmas is coming, I should be going

2009-12-06T09:28:00.003-05:00

Less than a week until I head back to the United States for the Christmas holiday. It has been hard to reconcile that it is already Christmas time. With none of my usual seasonal cues my mind just hasn’t processed it all; I mean without A Charlie Brown Christmas I am totally lost. Not to say that there aren’t Christmas decorations everywhere, I mean Hong Kong is a very retail oriented place and probably the only reason there aren’t more holiday decorations and such is that it would actually get in the way of the mobs and the merchandise they desire.

Still Hong Kong is not a place I associate with Christmas at this point in my life. The other night I saw this red blob floating above my head – I was stymied for a minute thinking “what the hell is that thing” until I realized it was actually Santa Claus, a cheerfully weary, retro styled, beer swilling Santa Claus. It did confuse my mind for a minute – like picking up a fork and not knowing quite how to work it after using chopsticks.

I mostly wear headphones everywhere so I am oblivious to most noise but my IPod was out of juice the other day and I actually was exposed to mind melting torture. Let me just say for the record, I hate most Christmas music. I am not a Scrooge but you do hit a point in your life where if you hear I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus or The Little Drummer Boy one more time your head might spontaneously combust. Trust me, you have not experienced pain until you have heard all your “holiday favorites” sung by Chinese children’s choirs and Canto-Pop princesses accompanied by music that sounds like it is coming out of robot. Everywhere you go they are playing this hideous music at twice the volume they normally use to abuse their customers. Forget waterboarding, just play that music, people will spill the beans in a hurry. So it must have been subliminal Christmas devil music that did me in- I fell into a shopping blackout. Next thing you know I am in coming home with a puppy (relax Gumbo I am not cheating on you exactly).

So now that I am purchasing artificial pets and don’t recognize a the ultimate Fat Man in his red suit, I think it is the exactly the right time for me to head home for a while

So I will be on break for a few weeks but stay tuned as I will be back in time for New Year’s Eve.

Happy Holidays everyone!

Ugh!

Don't Eat From The Toilet

2009-11-21T09:51:00.002-05:00

Every day I walk by a giant plush pink poo mascot waving wildly and beckoning people to the latest rage restaurant called “Modern Toilet”. Apparently this restaurant has been featured on CNN, Food Network, etc. After a few weeks of his beguiling, the magical pink poo and his mystical poopie powers managed to hypnotize me into thinking I should try it too. So you know as soon as I had a friend in town I had to try it. I mean it is too stupid to pass up right?

You all can file this one under “duh”!!! But I can tell you that you should NEVER eat at a toilet themed restaurant. Now for those who are asking “whatever possessed you to do such a thing? “ I can only defend myself by saying that curiosity can occasionally get the best of me. What follows is essentially a modern fable of kitsch gone horribly wrong!

Poo is popular

For those of you who are unaware many Asian cultures have a pop culture obsession with poop – poop is cute, natural and nothing to be ashamed of. There are whole comic books devoted to poop, poop charms for your cell phone and finally a whole toilet themed restaurant thanks to two Taiwanese entrepreneurs.

The whole place is fitted out with commodes and sinks, shower heads and pipes line the walls. For added ambience, every ten minutes or so, the sickly Cantonese pop music is interrupted by a loud flushing noise. Sounds totally appetizing right?

Okay if you are not grossed out enough yet maybe having your beverage served in a mini urinal is only slightly less distasteful then having your meal arrive in a bathtub or a toilet. And to follow it up a large “soft serve” chocolate ice cream- plopped ever so artfully in a squat toilet.

This would have all been hilarious if the following weren’t also true:

1. The food and service were incredibly “crappy” - what did I expect?!

2. They don’t serve alcohol of any variety – which makes the whole thing a lot less amusing.

3. My friend Jeffrey on his way to the restroom accidently entered the kitchen where he was abruptly sent to the real restroom (outside the restaurant- the frickin’ place doesn’t even have an actual restroom- what the “?*&$@!*”). He was then told by the bitchy waitress that the signs on the door “aren’t just for decoration you know”.

4. When he opened the door to the real restroom he was greeted by a broken toilet and a bucket (the irony here is painful).

5. Within 20 minutes of leaving “Modern Toilet” BOTH of us were praying that we could get home to my old fashioned toilet – without being too graphic, eating at this place was like someone pulled the fire alarm in our bellies and it was “everybody get out now”. Wow nothing like overpriced diarrhea to end your trip with -sorry Jeffrey.

So the moral of this tale is that eating from the toilet is never in good taste no matter how cute the pink poo-poo may be!

Oh a side note – we ate at a very local cafe in the heart of Kowloon, I don't know what it was really called but we have lovingly nicknamed it the “Blade Runner Café” and didn’t- uh yeah let me emphasize - DID NOT get sick at all… go figure. And the cook there was practically naked while cooking noodles in a hubcap. F*** You Moden Toilet! I want my dignity and my money back!

Go Big or Go Home

2009-11-10T09:40:00.011-05:00

This week I welcomed my very first HK houseguests with open arms and in the nick of time too!

Last week I was just really struggling – the newness had worn way off and my exhaustion, at an all time extreme was getting the best of me. Sure it looks like I am just on one adventure after another but in reality, just living here is amazingly hard work – and the work (as in the employment side of it) is just insane.

There are no pictures of my 14 hour work days, no funny stories about two hour conference calls that start at 10 p.m. in the evening. There is not a way to really describe how one can really truly miss something as mundane as a baked potato, let alone something as crucial as your spouse. And in the days of TARP my friend, the era of expat extravagance is way long gone (crap- another golden age I missed out on).

Having said all this, you might wonder if I am really doing okay here by myself in the wackiness that is Hong Kong. The answer is that depending on the day it can be really wonderful or really hateful – it just depends. But every day I wake up and remind myself that I signed up for this so it’s time to be a big girl (and not in the Sasquatch way of last week) and get on with it. This after all is not a town for wussies!

Just in case you were wondering, sleep and the occasionally dirty martini can work wonders- those things AND a good belly laugh, thank God for my dear friend Jeffrey, who made sure I got all three! Jeffrey showed up just as wide eyed as I was about a month or so ago. Seeing everything through his eyes, it helped me realize that Hong Kong is just so big in so many ways. It is pretty easy to get overwhelmed but the best thing to do is fight the weariness and jump back in, with both big feet!

First on the list of big ole Hong Kong attractions was the Big Buddha. It certainly lives up to its name at 110ft tall. The Buddha is so big he must rest his king size rump on atop a high hill, you need to ride these crazy trams across the harbor and up the side of the island just to get to it. These trams, referred to as “Crystal Cabins” have a see through floor- so if you are iffy about heights I wouldn’t recommend this mode of transportation for you.

If you are a lazy sort you can be satisfied with seeing the Buddha from afar (on a clear day you can see it from Macau). But, if you really want to work those buns and thighs on the way to spiritual enlightenment go ahead and climb the 268 steps to get to get a better view of “His Bigness”.

And speaking of enlightenment it was tough to get in touch with ancient ways when you have to walk through an “authentic shopping village” – a.k.a. tacky souvenir mall gussied up to look a sound stage from “Kung Fu Panda”. I wasn't really surprised, after all the big Buddha was only built in 1993- I have shoes in my closet older than that. Okay do I sound jaded? Maybe I am, just a wee bit, but it was still pretty cool and the views up there are pretty incredible.

By the way there are other big things we saw on our day out

Really scary big spider

Big drinks make your hands look smaller...they also make you look crazy!

Bigfoot Sighted in Hong Kong

2009-10-27T10:49:00.005-04:00

Today is just one of those days; I just have a case of the Hong Kong Blues. After my high of last week being Japan, my personal compass is pointing the other direction at the moment. Can I just tell you I almost had a meltdown trying to find a package of lettuce that wasn’t full of brown soupy decaying leaves and for $9.00 U.S. no less? Lettuce my friends, is a luxury that you shouldn’t take for granted, I know I don’t anymore. I really do love Asian food of every variety but I tell you if I eat just one more noodle this week I might possibly wash it down with kerosene and a match.

I am not sure how the funk started exactly, but it could be that the doors on the inside of the elevator at work have a very shiny mirrored surface. Each morning I look back at myself standing in the elevator with your average Asian-I feel like freaking Sasquatch. Okay I know you are clicking your tongues and shaking your heads wondering if I ever paid attention to the fact that I am bigger than most people in AMERICA?! The answer is a resounding “YES”. I just don’t normally feel like a circus freak –just today.

"Local woman captures Bigfoot"

So back to the lettuce I can’t help being tall but good lord I just wanted to feel healthy and eat a freaking salad- no dice. I ended up eating steamed bok choy (washed and rinsed within an inch of its life – you just can’t be too careful) and a persimmon. Sounds healthy enough, just wasn’t what I wanted at the moment. Damn and my husband sent me all those croutons too. ‘sigh’.

Speaking of food I couldn't help snapping a shot of this menu at a restaurant near my house, I don't think I will ever be quite this hungry

I have no idea what a "Jew's Ear" is, but I don't want to eat it

With Halloween approaching in the states I feel discombobulated because I am not getting that good autumn feeling that comes with pumpkins and the smell of wood smoke. It is still 80 degrees here and I am wistful to wear a sweater, but outside of my house (usually I wear one inside because the air conditioning is always on full blast to keep that humid smell under control). All these things have me flummoxed today. But I take heart in knowing that my first honest to goodness houseguest is coming this Friday and will start a solid month of various visitors. I am sure what I need is some good old fashioned conversation and time spent with the familiar, some of that will do me good. That, and some god damned lettuce!

God I loved Japan

2009-10-24T09:53:00.006-04:00

I just returned from my first trip to Tokyo and I just want to say that was a great experience! I have heard for years about how amazing Japan is and it just didn’t sink in until I actually got there. In hindsight I was more than a little burnt out from the incredibly long work hours and non-stop pace of my life since arriving in Hong Kong. Just for perspective, In less than a month I have moved to Hong Kong, started a new job, and spent about 42 hours on planes (that is a full work week just flying, not to mention the additional 20 hours or so I must have spent in airports). So when it came time to go to Tokyo I was just fried- and didn’t really have any enthusiasm for it. But duty calls so off to Tokyo I went.

Sometimes life gives you exactly what you need when you need it and Tokyo was just what the doctor ordered. Japan is busy but orderly, exciting but calming and I don’t know that I have ever encountered more hospitable and dignified people in my life. I absolutely loved it!

Okay maybe everyone doesn't have dignity - I think this may have been a kid's show about poop...I am not sure

So what is it I loved so much? Well first let me say that I had a very busy work schedule (what’s new) and that my schedule prevented me from doing much sightseeing, a big shame. It is easy to fall in love with a place when one is on vacation, enjoying all the sights and having time to wander and savor it all. But, if you fall in love with a place by just walking down the street, eating some food and occasionally popping in a shop between meetings that really speaks volumes.

Can I just say that although I don’t have a single story about someone trying to push me or rip me off or sell me monkey -gut pie, I do have so many so many positive things to say that you have to pardon me while I gush and crush on Tokyo.

Yummy perfect Bento - this is my dream meal!

So where should I start? The people, amazing, generous and gracious, polite to the extreme – striving to respect those around them and live in harmony even in small spaces. The food is fresh, delicious, well presented and of the highest quality, even at the airport. The commitment to quality is a way of life, you will never be treated better at a hotel or restaurant or shop. And the esthetic of everything is simple, well designed and understated. True things cost a bit more but I couldn’t help but think it was worth every cent.

So the long and short of it is that fortunately Tokyo is very important to my business objectives and I have a lot to do there while I am in Asia. So eventually I will get to see the sights and take in more of what Japan has to offer, but in the meantime I am just grateful for the awesome meal shared with a co-worker, my new found love for Persimmon Sake and the cutest little lucky cat souvenir I have ever seen. Oh yeah and the Mandarin Oriental in Tokyo might just be my new favorite place in the world!

The view from my hotel room was pretty enticing

"Moshi Moshi Neko" (Hello Kitty)

Singapore Sue and Other Odd Items of Interest

2009-10-16T11:34:00.007-04:00

Okay so I have watched too many bad old movies about Asia. Imagine my surprise when I got to Changi Airport in Singapore and it wasn't the opening scene of Singapore Sue - silly American!

The opening scene of Singapore Sue

I just returned after spending most of the week in Singapore. It was really quite a surprising trip as all of my notions what Singapore is and is not were completely blasted out of the water.

Singapore is really quite a beautiful, extremely modern (if not a little dull) country. There are amazing people from many cultures and the food is quite delicious. The infrastructure is fabulous and all the food and water can be consumed without the slightest worry that one will get sick. The bummer is that in the quest to be so modern and so amazing – there isn’t anything very exotic left about it. Hate to say it but most of the time I felt like I was in… Florida.

Okay but that is NOT to say there is not always plenty to look at, do and EAT when you go to new place.

First of all I was fortunate to be in Singapore during the festival of Deepavali. It is a very important Hindu festival that is somewhat like Thanksgiving and New Year’s Eve rolled in to one. The ethnic quarter known as Little India (and it isn’t that little trust me) is all done up in sparkling lights and is very festive. Lots of amazing markets just chock full of every devotional type trinket you can think of, garlands of flowers, incense, oil, candy etc. I wandered around for a few hours and then tucked into a super delicious Indian meal more food than I could possibly eat for about $9.00- SUPER!

I also experimented with the Singapore street food, which isn’t on the street anymore because the government moved all those little stands indoors, with air conditioning, health inspections and the happy smiling people of Singapore to slather it with Chili sauce for you. If you have ever wanted to try that tempting piece of “street meat” on a stick but didn’t dare because you didn’t want to do the Pepto Bismol dance later… go ahead – you are in Singapore where it’s all safe in the government approved Hawker Center otherwise known as “a food court of the Gods” And speaking of the Gods, I think I found the food of the Gods- curiously called “Street Sausage” (and no I am not talking Castro Street).

Imagine the delight of a corndog with embedded French Fries in the crust and OF COURSE it is deep fried… delightful!

And next week boys and girls we will discuss the less appetizing aspects of Asian dinning like food and beverages that contain bird saliva - Uh, NOT Kidding. Look it up if you are dubious. Sorry but I just didn't want to try this one.

Click here to learn more about birds nest food..ugh

Mid Autumn Festival Part 3 - The Fire Dragon

2009-10-08T10:39:00.005-04:00

Mid Autumn Festival Part 3 – The Fire Dragon

Another Mid Autumn Festival favorite is the dance of the Tai Hang Fire Dragon. This is a very local tradition that has something to do with the people warding off the plague with this giant rope dragon thing with a head made of incense. Oh yeah and the “Fire Dragon” is so long it takes hundreds of people to hold it because as it winds the streets in a continuous unbroken length.

I went to see this annual event because it sounded pretty cool. The event is held in this neighborhood called Tin Hau which is a much older part of HK. Not a lot of westerners venture to see this because it is relatively off the beaten path. As a matter of fact I have yet to meet a local who has been to this event, but make no mistake there were still a billion people there.

I have to say I was feeling pretty okay despite the fact that as the dragon head was getting closer the crowd was really pushing in on me. And without stereotyping, it is fair to say the Asians love their cameras, what they do not love are giant American women blocking their view of the fire dragon. A particularly insane gentleman with a camera larger than he was just was not satisfied with not being able to see over the crowds. And the next part of the story is almost hideously unbelievable: This Lilliputian man with his enormous camera actually put his foot on the back of my calf trying to boost himself up and shimmy up me like a damn set of monkey bars!

OKAY – now this is the part where someone out there starts trying to tell me about densely populated areas and personal space, blah blah, blah… before you try and educate me save your breath and your jibber jabber for someone else. Under NO circumstance is it ever appropriate to try and climb a total stranger. There is no way to handle this type of situation graciously so I elbowed him as hard as humanly possible and clawed my way back out of the crowd. I just couldn’t take it. At the end of the day I never did see the head of the fire dragon, and I hope that I don't get the plague as a result. I walked away satisfied none the less because I'm sure the rude little monkey man missed his money shot, shaming his family and displeasing his ancestors.

Mid Autumn Festival Part 2 - This Little Light of Mine

2009-10-06T10:07:00.001-04:00

As you all know I spent the weekend checking out all the celebrations and traditions for the Mid Autumn festival. And Moon Cakes turned out to be sort of unfortunate tasting “treat”. However much I eschewed the Moon Cake, I did really get in to the Lantern Festival part of the celebration.

Anyone who has ever been to a party at my San Francisco house will remember that I always had a bit of an infatuation with the Chinese lantern, maybe it’s a bit of the Blanche Dubois in me but I think the light from a paper lantern is just pure magical! As you can imagine I was in hog heaven at the lantern festival.

The tradition of the festival is that families gather for a large meal and then families light the lanterns and go out to watch the moon rise. This is a great night for kids because they get to stay up late and generally get to select a special lantern for the occasion. You are supposed to be able to wish on the moon for luck and your lantern reflects the light in your life.

The shapes and sizes of the lanterns are varied and the majority of them are the traditional paper ones, oblong or round with a silky tassel at the bottom. Lanterns in specific shapes are popular. The most common shapes are: rabbits (for the Rabbit in the Moon) Lotus Flower, Start Fruit (In season during the fall). The other favorite shape is the fish, which represents wisdom that comes with age. Naturally I was drawn to the fish and hung one up for luck.

There are so many pictures from my night out looking at the lanterns that I can’t possibly put them all up here but if you want to take a look, check out the link below

Latern Festival Pictures

Mid Autumn Festival Part 1- I just got Mooned!

2009-10-03T11:22:00.005-04:00

Mid Autumn Festival – Part 1

Oh the magical Mid Autumn festival holiday full of tradition; beautiful looking, but foul tasting, sweets and lovely lanterns.

Frankly there is just too much information to cover in a single entry so will cover in three parts over the next few days.

The Mid Autumn Festival takes place on the 15th Day of the 8th Month. So I can just hear you scratching your heads and saying “But it is October”. Okay well the Chinese use a Lunar calendar (and a western one too –which would be way too confusing for us westerners). So technically it is the 15th day of the 8th month even though it is really October 3rd, go figure. This party is about celebrating the moon, what we might refer to as the Harvest Moon, the biggest full moon of the year, so hey everyone let’s party!

And of course we are going to bust out the Moon cakes. Without being too derogatory about traditions I don’t fully understand, let me just say that the Moon Cake is the Chinese equivalent of the fruit cake, no one wants them but everybody is ‘up to their eyeballs in em’ and god knows you can’t get rid of them fast enough! And like the fruitcake they would make a great doorstop.

Moon Cakes are made out of Lotus paste and have an egg yolk (or a double egg yolk) in the middle. The taste is pretty much not like anything I have ever had before but my best description is ‘peanut butter mixed with clay and dirt’. YUM! At least I was warned, I have heard first hand accounts of Westerners thinking these moon cakes were like a big ole muffin and taking a huge bite, only to fight from gagging in front of thier Chinese friends and co-workers

Moon Cakes tend to lean towards the very traditional shape (round like the moon and covered with some fancy writing I can’t read). But a hipster store near my apartment has come out with a less traditional line of moon cakes… that are shaped like a different type of moon…very cheeky! I made a purchase there today and received a complimentary moon cake probably because by tomorrow they will be utterly worthless from a retail standpoint and still just as awful from a culinary one.

I think I will stick with my foam rubber squeezy moon cake... it will last all year and if I had to eat a moon cake I would go for the foam rubber one - probably tastes better.

What the Hell?

2009-10-02T10:19:00.004-04:00

What the Hell?

Here on the other side of the world occasionally I find myself looking at something and asking the age old question: “What the Hell”? This most often happens in the grocery or drug store where there is an endless supply of items and products I have never seen before. Pictures can be deceiving. For example a picture of a sweet little baby on the package doesn’t mean that the product is actually for babies. It also doesn’t mean that baby is actually an ingredient; however one can never be sure. Conversely the sweet little baby on the box may mean that “you will poop with the ease of baby” after consuming this product full of “ancient Chinese secret”.

Getting my apartment stocked for everyday living has been very challenging. Shopping in a grocery store where most of the items are in a foreign language is definitely tough. And local customs and tastes result in unusual alterations of the formerly familiar. Take Lay’s potato chips for example a simple choice, but not really when the flavors include such tempting combinations as Abalone and Shrimp flavor? Or, how about a box of Quaker instant oatmeal that costs $62.00 dollars (HK)? That is a whopping $ 8.00 US for those who don’t care to do the math. So between the constant currency conversion and the strange product mix, shopping for enough groceries to fill up even my microscopic fridge takes about an hour. Fortunately the grocery store is close so I can joyfully do this every day until I get the hang of it. Don’t worry I know I can always eat out. In fact there is a well known restaurant right around the corner. And the specialty of the house is very tempting….

Just like Mom used to make

There are other things that make absolutely no sense at all – the drugstore is a complete nightmare, 4 floors of utter nonsense. Like why would you have to go to one floor for a toothbrush but a completely different floor for mouthwash?! And did you know that they had ONE single can of hairspray in the whole store? One brand, one can…. that is it, take it or leave it. But, you have 5 aisles of things called Robot Man Hair Mouse and So Strong Gel, “to super amplification your hairstyle” (Not lying).

I think the drug store is confusing me today. You know I went in for 4 items, Q-tips, hairspray, mouthwash, and lotion and it took 1/2 an hour to find these 4 thing. So the odd thing is that even though everyone lives in an apartment the size of a shoe box, the only cotton swabs sold were this ridiculously huge package, I mean like 1800 q-tips. Seriously if I cleaned both ears religiously every day – it would take me 2. 5 years to use that many and I might add that the bottle of mouthwash… well see for yourself.

I know there is a bad fortune cookie joke in there somewhere,such as "Confucious say: Dirty mouth not matter to clean ear"

Hong Kong Homeland House

2009-09-29T10:17:00.000-04:00

I finally arrived in Hong Kong last night and unlike my last visit everything ran like clockwork. The flight was long and boring but 17 hours, three meals, 4 vodka tonics, 2 ambien, 1 issue of Vanity Fair, 1/2 of the new Dan Brown book, and a whole bag of Sweedish Fish later later, I was greeted by my driver who only let out a small gasp when he saw the aforementioned 197 lbs. of luggage. 40 minutes later I arrived on my new doorstep – just like that.

I think I described the apartment as “Bordello meets Opium Den”, which may have been a little harsh, it certainly is not décor that can be enjoyed by just anyone but for those who know me well , you will see for yourself why I find it so amusing. By the way it is very comfortable and clean. The air conditioning works so well I am actually wearing a sweater at the moment, I can’t figure how to turn the blasted thing off.

The apartment is great,better than I remember. The décor is not for everyone but it is very homey and comfortable. I am sure I will have a lot to write about this week as everything is new and worth noting but tonight I think I will stick to showing you what my crazy new apartment looks like. I have decided to call it the “Homeland House” , with all these patriotic Mao paintings and tributes everywhere I think you will understand why. As much as I love it though, I am glad my bedroom is relatively calm and understated, as 'cute' as all these Communist Babies are, I don't want to sleep with 'em in the same room.

And by the way if red is not your favorite color, I guess I won’t invite you over any time soon. In Asian cultures the color red is considered lucky, if so then I am living in the luckiest place in Hong Kong. When I get my wits about me I will consult the Feng Shui principles to make sure everything is just right so I can have a lucky and prosperous visit.

This kitchen is pretty big for Hong Kong

In To The Wild Blue Yonder

2009-09-27T13:51:00.006-04:00

I am writing from the Newark airport as I have approximately one hour until I board my flight to Hong Kong and it has been a long day already. Mike and I were up at 5:00 and though we were both keeping a brave face on it was very hard to go about this morning as it were any other business trip, I miss him already! My dog, after seeing a legion of suitcases for the last few weeks, was so disgusted with me she refused me even the smallest goodbye smooch… heartbreaking. She doesn’t like it when I go and she had no problem letting me know it. Just to get even with her I am publishing a rather unflattering picture of her, in DRAG!

And speaking of suitcases I have 197 pounds of luggage. Seriously folks, I know you are asking what on earth does one do with that much stuff, my question is what on earth does one do without it? To quote my favorite Yogi (bear that is), I am bigger than “your average bear” and if my shoe breaks or my blouse falls apart at the dry cleaners it isn’t so easy to get another one in a country where a size 8 is considered “Missy”. So I took all they would let me and more. I am sure at some point in the next 20 hours – I will be cursing myself and wishing I was just another smelly backpacker traveling the world with a pair of tennis shoes and a t-shirt.

Aside from the incredibly long flight I am about ready to get on, and the fact that I am flying right towards yet another Typhoon, I am excited and I am ready for the adventure. Check back in a few days for updates, pictures and tales from the Far East!

Stay tuned

Count Down to Hong Kong

2009-09-20T19:09:00.012-04:00

Today I start counting down, exactly one week until my departure. Next Sunday I will be leaving the United States to move to Hong Kong for six months.

This move is the result of a very interesting (but extremely stressful) job opportunity overseas. I could go in to all the technical and yawn -inducing details about what I will be doing exactly, about what my job entails etc., but I don’t really think anyone would be all that interested in that. Instead, I am inclined to think that the people I know are most curious about the experience of living in such foreign place and what on earth I am going to be doing there every day all by myself.

The problem is finding time to actually talk to all of my friends and family when there is a 12-15 hour time difference between Hong Kong and the United States. Additionally the cost of doing so adds up for everyone pretty quickly.

So, with much reservation I am going to actually “BLOG”. Make no mistake I hate the very idea of a BLOG (I don’t even know what BLOG means exactly) but I prefer to think of these entries as virtual letters meant for my friends and family. My goal is to provide some sort of update for those of you who have expressed so much curiosity about what my life will be like there, (I honestly couldn’t tell you at this point). Additionally since I have to leave my beloved husband and pooch behind this will help me channel the lonesome blues into something productive and fun.

1. You can read when you like or if you like

2. You don’t have to respond

3. Everything will be totally G-Rated and appropriate enough to read at work if you must.

I can’t promise that it will even be interesting, but I do promise that I will do it more or less once a week. I hope that you are ocasionally amused or entertained by these entries

Stay tuned..

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